The paparazzi struck again a few days ago. I chased them into the backyard and an altercation ensued. I insisted the photographer give me his camera or his memory stick. The photographer refused and I became irritated and got physical with the assailant.
As a result of the altercation I was charged by the local authorities and now I am doing hard time in the local prison. One day, I will get back at the paparazzi.
To be continued........
